Sneaky doctor
Mr Jones ;Doc I have go a bad chest okay tell me about it Mr Jones ;it started over 2 weeks ago and this cough has refused to stop , always coughing and I am bringing up green phlegm . Last night I had the shakes and then I was very sweaty afterwards . Me ; okay Mr Jones any chest pain Mr Jone s;no Me ; any back pain Mr Jones ;no Me ; any hoarseness of your voice Mr Jones ;no Me ; any loss of appetite Mr Jones ;yes Me ; any weight loss Mr Jones ;no Me; how many pillows do you sleep with Mr Jones ;2 Me; so who is at home with you [patient smiles for the first time ] Mr Jones ;doctor do you wanna sneak in tonight ? Me; what?? I mean what did you say Mr Jones ; oh doc I was wondering if you wanted to come visit since you were asking who is at home with me Me ; Mr Jones I was asking because I am a bit worried about you and i just wanted to know if you had someone at home to look after you as its the weekend [crest fallen face ] Mr Jones ; oh! happy weekend pee